Cellphone emissions promote long life... maybe

According to the US National Toxicology Program, radiation emitted by cellphones is safe for humans, according to recent studies in rats and mice...

Researchers are claiming they have dug up what looks like a 2K8-year-old Mesopotamian clay tablet cellphone, reportedly found in Fuschl am See, a town in Austria, just across the border where Ötzi was found (died –3K3 approx). The tablet strongly resembles the cellphones the researchers were using to take pictures of it.